I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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