This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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