It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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