It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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