i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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