I need help removing her.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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a search helicopter?!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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