I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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