If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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