11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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