i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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