More tranny stories later!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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