i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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