Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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