Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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