apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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