It's like God shit irony all over that family
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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