I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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