hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I AM VODKA MAN
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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