i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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