I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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