So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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