their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
