go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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