The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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go home
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
