Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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