your thong is hanging out like whoa
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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