The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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