i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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