idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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