i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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