The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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