Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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