Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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