I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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