I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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