Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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