No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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