i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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