It's Friday. Sex?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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