South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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