Your mouth is God's brothel.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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