i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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