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Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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