i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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