Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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