it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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