im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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