I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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