I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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