McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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