Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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