Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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