Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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